• me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want
  • fierrrrrrce:

http://fierrrrrrce.tumblr.com

    alecwoodlight:

    im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

    bewarings:

    when people i hate talk to me: 

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    yoncevevo:

    xerneas:

    *makes a list of everyone who didn’t reblog my selfie*

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    *likes selfie* *doesn’t reblog*

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    religiousmom:

    for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

    ohshititsgreg:

    A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

    accidently:

im running for student council

    tacoposey:

    laurynsworld:

    tacoposey:

    on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

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    jesus christ

    did u think i was lying

    snopchat:

    mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin